Fluffy walked into his cave house. “FLUFFY EAT YOUR SUPPER!” Mom the piranha gave him a live monkey. “I'm not hungry ma.” Fluffy petted the monkey and called him Sargon. “Hello, new friend.” The monkey wasn’t checked for rabies and he started biting Fluffy on the head. “He loves me,” Fluffy said. His mom just watched and sipped her ancient coffee. Then daddy came in. He couldn’t fit through the door. He tried to squeeze in but the house ended up collapsing. That was great. Fluffy rolled his eyes and took his psychotic monkey with him. He was running away from his crazy home. He was going to the jungle. He was gonna live with his uncle, Tony. He was pretty fat and Fluffy didn’t know if he had a spare room in his house. He started for the jungle, and he ran into a giant belly. He knew he was home. He was tired so he slept on the giant stomach and took a nap, but he didn't know that he was on a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex woke up and gently grabbed Fluffy and set him on the ground. The T-Rex then frolicked away in the flowers. Later that evening Fluffy woke up in a strange cave. “Hey there Kitty, are you ready for extreme pain?” A cave grandma said. “Uhhhh,no,” said fluffy. “TOO BAD, start the fire!” A giant fire was lit and a pot of boiling Hot cats or Asian, African, Chinese, Egyptian, American, Indian, French, Iceland, Spanish, Greenland, Scotland, Irish, Chicago Illinois Soup. “All we need now is some CATS,” said the psychotic grandma. “No, please I have an uncle as big as this cave,” said Fluffy. “OOOOOOO,” all the grandmas said in unison. “OK, let him down, lets go hunt this fat boy,” then they all left. Fluffy then decided to go Back home. Just then a portal came out of the ground and Fluffy fell into the portal. “AHHHH,” screamed Fluffy. But he was already on the ground. His psycho monkey turned into a dog and fluffy caveman clothes protected him, but got disinterested. “WHAT THE HECK,” said Sorgon. “I'm a DOG, SWEET!” Sargon started doing a little dance. The grandmas had taught him nothing about dancing, and you could tell. He looked like he was doing the worm. Anyway, Fluffy was horrified. There were big square caves and the colors weren’t black or white. He didn’t understand. His whole life he had only seen black and white. Then this big wheeled thing came running past Fluffy and almost ran into him. This other cat sat in a garbage can. “I have no meaning. I wish I could live when the cavemen were alive.” Said the other cat. Then Fluffy got an idea. “Hey, just go in this portal and your wish will come true.” “Oh, yeah!” Then he stepped in and the portal closed. “Yes, now he will fill in for me and i'll live a new life!” Then a Giant man came over and picked him up, then they walked into a “giant cave” and Fluffy ate all the tuna he wanted. THE END Comments are closed.
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