Hatred flashed over me
Am so hungry I thought to myself After waiting for like two whole minutes The hoomans finally came in to this prison thingy I really wanted to scratch them all till their death I tried But Ye old claws wouldn’t move In confusion I meowed They looked at me Giving me food I was laying on the cold, ground Like I had been for days I tried I swear But still They didn’t work like they should With a worried look on their faces The hoomans came and picked me up Took me to this weird place White rooms, more hoomans, and a silver table Ouchhhhhh!!!!!!!!! They put pointy things in my stomach Then, I saw the light The hoomans were almost like……. like pounding on my stomach I heard a beep, beep I tried to move again But Yet again That didn’t work This time I felt like chains across the little legs I realized I just needed to relax Deep Deep Breathes I’m okay The End The National Honor Society would like to congratulate Ms. Jodell Barner for being Teacher of the Month for the Kane Area School District!
She was nominated multiple times with comments such as "her way of teaching makes it more enjoyable and easier to understand," Ms. Barner is supportive and helpful," and "she is great teacher and a good person to talk to." Congratulations Ms. Barner! Photo and article submitted by NHS Advisor, Mrs. S. Olson This weeks joke is brought to you by Terin B from Duckster. Q: What job keeps the best time? A: A watch dog! As Fluffy stepped into the taco shrek said “Hurry up” with a disgusted face. When Fluffy got in the taco shrek got salsa and cheese and put it on Fluffy. “ I will now eat you,” said shrek. “Please, no,” said fluffy. But it was too late, Shrek put him in his mouth and swallowed him whole. He then spit him back out. “I forgot the MUSTARD.” Fluffy nodded his head in agreement. Shrek threw a bottle of mustard at Fluffy. He THEN ate him. “Yum. Yum. Yum!” He said in delight.
“AHHHH” screamed Fluffy as he fell down shreks stomach. When Fluffy landed he was on a half eaten sloppy joe. When fluffy looked around he saw a whole civilization of cats. Fluffy walked up to one of the cats, but before Fluffy could say anything the cat picked him up and took him to a large castle like place. “What are you going to do to me” asked fluffy. Take you to our king and he will initiation you” the cat strange said. Fluffy was brought to someone who looked like a king. He was sitting on a throne and wore lion skin. “I found a new recruit” “Good” said the king. “Bring him to the acid mountain.” “Yes sir!” he left and fan with Fluffy on his shoulder. As they left the king took of something that looked like a disguise! When they got to the mountain it was about 5000 feet tall. “We now have to climb to the top.” “ARE YOU INSANE, WELL DIE ON THE WAY UP,” screamed Fluffy “oh...I DON'T CARE!” And he threw me up 10 feet on the mountain. When they reached the top Fluffy was stunned to see the king waiting there in a little igloo. “Finally, you could have used the elevator.” said Fluffy. “Oh yeah I forgot about that, my bad.” Fluffy walked over to him and slapped him off the mountain. “AHHHH,” he screamed all the way down. The king the walked over to me and took of a disguise, it was his friend, Billy from the cat club. “How did you get here,” asked Fluffy. “well , I walked inside of shrek's belly button, and they made me king and worshiped me” Fluffy just sat there stunned. “ Well how do we get out,” asked fluffy. “I don't even know.” “well that's just great,” Fluffy said sarcastically. “I'm just kidding, there are two ways one out the belly button and two….” ‘NO NO BELLY BUTTON, BELLY BUTTON,” screamed fluffy. “Duck!” said Billy. A cat had heard the screams and come to check it out “Uhh nothing there time to rid of the waist,” said the cat. “Wait why is there a door under us?!” asked fluffy. “Uh oh, get ready” said Billy. “No you don’t mean…” “Yes I do.” then the cat pulled the lever and the two cats fell to their worst nightmare. When they reached to ocean they took a bath and were nice and clean. “I'm going to go bleach my eyes,” said Fluffy. “Me too,” said Billy. “Well now that were out, LETS PARTY!” they went to the cat club and started doing the worm. Then all these grandmas started breaking into the walls. “LET’S DISCO!!” They turned on music from the 1600’s. Then Mozart, Beethoven, and Back broke through, too. Fluffy survived somehow in parts and used the force to regenerate himself back together. He left the Cat Club and ventured off. By Rylee and Nathan Congratulations to Leaders of the Pack award winners of the second marking period. The award nominations and certificates are organized by the HS National Honor Society. These students were nominated by a staff member based on:
· Effort - works hard and is persistent · Character - displays initiative, honesty, respect, responsibility, compassion · Behavior - no referrals · Social Relationships - leadership, willingness to help peers, shows respect · Attendance - good daily attendance and no excessive tardiness 6th Grade: Natasha Stevens Annaliese Holt 7th Grade: Erica Lundeen Ruby Jekielek Ben Wilson Adison Lantz Mackenzie Ginkel Cadence Carlson-Maybury Sara Ely Alexa Olmstead Lily Wymer 8th Grade Brock Wensel Kane Scharba Maya Holt Camden Ray Arianna Greville Haley Bundy Alexis Morgan Anna Shrubb Sami Ackley Addy Zampogna Brynn Bizzak Isabella Saf Article submitted by NHS Advisor, Mrs. S. Olson Student Council along with KMS and KES held PJ day on Thursday, February 11th to help raise money for a local family. The money will go to help with travel and other expenses as a fellow seventh grade student is currently undergoing medical treatment. Kaycie Dahl was the winner of Student Council's Valentine Candy Contest. There are a total of 343 hearts in the water bottle. Kayce guessed 341.
By: Terin Boschert
The wind whirled through the day I was sitting at the bay waiting for Claire to finish ballet My gaze wandered over to a little boy Sitting alone he laid down on the blazing hot sand He looked very sad and worried Scurrying over to see him I saw that his shirt was very dirty and a dim orange The current came in closer and closer by the min Hoping he was okay I went to touch his shoulder But, he jerked away I didn’t know why though I could tell he was thirsty Walking over to the closest store I bought him some water I bolted back over to him Handing him the water I heard a whisper, “Thank you” Smiling I walked back to my car And went to get Claire At that moment I was aware I saved him The Kane Area Middle School Student Council recently held a Valentine's Day Trivia contest. Students were asked eight trivia questions. Lucas Wensel, pictured on the left, was the top winner answering seven of the eight questions correctly. Levi Wilson, center, and Maya Holt, right, each missed only two questions.
Photo and article submitted by Mrs. K. Johnson, Student Council Advisor Fluffy walked into his cave house. “FLUFFY EAT YOUR SUPPER!” Mom the piranha gave him a live monkey. “I'm not hungry ma.” Fluffy petted the monkey and called him Sargon. “Hello, new friend.” The monkey wasn’t checked for rabies and he started biting Fluffy on the head. “He loves me,” Fluffy said. His mom just watched and sipped her ancient coffee. Then daddy came in. He couldn’t fit through the door. He tried to squeeze in but the house ended up collapsing. That was great. Fluffy rolled his eyes and took his psychotic monkey with him. He was running away from his crazy home. He was going to the jungle. He was gonna live with his uncle, Tony. He was pretty fat and Fluffy didn’t know if he had a spare room in his house. He started for the jungle, and he ran into a giant belly. He knew he was home. He was tired so he slept on the giant stomach and took a nap, but he didn't know that he was on a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex woke up and gently grabbed Fluffy and set him on the ground. The T-Rex then frolicked away in the flowers. Later that evening Fluffy woke up in a strange cave. “Hey there Kitty, are you ready for extreme pain?” A cave grandma said. “Uhhhh,no,” said fluffy. “TOO BAD, start the fire!” A giant fire was lit and a pot of boiling Hot cats or Asian, African, Chinese, Egyptian, American, Indian, French, Iceland, Spanish, Greenland, Scotland, Irish, Chicago Illinois Soup. “All we need now is some CATS,” said the psychotic grandma. “No, please I have an uncle as big as this cave,” said Fluffy. “OOOOOOO,” all the grandmas said in unison. “OK, let him down, lets go hunt this fat boy,” then they all left. Fluffy then decided to go Back home. Just then a portal came out of the ground and Fluffy fell into the portal. “AHHHH,” screamed Fluffy. But he was already on the ground. His psycho monkey turned into a dog and fluffy caveman clothes protected him, but got disinterested. “WHAT THE HECK,” said Sorgon. “I'm a DOG, SWEET!” Sargon started doing a little dance. The grandmas had taught him nothing about dancing, and you could tell. He looked like he was doing the worm. Anyway, Fluffy was horrified. There were big square caves and the colors weren’t black or white. He didn’t understand. His whole life he had only seen black and white. Then this big wheeled thing came running past Fluffy and almost ran into him. This other cat sat in a garbage can. “I have no meaning. I wish I could live when the cavemen were alive.” Said the other cat. Then Fluffy got an idea. “Hey, just go in this portal and your wish will come true.” “Oh, yeah!” Then he stepped in and the portal closed. “Yes, now he will fill in for me and i'll live a new life!” Then a Giant man came over and picked him up, then they walked into a “giant cave” and Fluffy ate all the tuna he wanted. THE END |
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