Students from K-12 enjoyed a field day. Students in NJHS and NHS helped students learn the different track races, throws, and jumps.
“FLUFFY! GET UP HERE!” Stated an angry Mr. Post. Fluffy ignored him as usual. “WHY DID YOU ruin MY SOCIAL STUDIES PAPERS?! IT TOOK ME 3 YEARS TO GET THEM DONE!” Fluffy smiled mischievously. “You should have probably hid in the basement,” Sargon advised. “Yeah, maybe next time,” Fluffy said. Mr. Post’s eyes were not pleased and Fluffy knew that was the end. Fluffy did the only thing he could do. “THERE’S A GIANT SQUID IN YOUR FRYING PAN AGAIN!”
“WHAT!?!” Mr. Post ran for his life. “A giant squid!” Then he grabbed at the tentacles. “YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME? I WILL GET RID OF YOU.” Then he grabbed the squid and ran out side “HAHA!” He chanted. Fluffy was relieved that Mr. Post was occupied with someone other than him. “I’m...I’m just gonna go…” Fluffy said as he pressed a button that blew up Mr. Post’s Xbox. Fluffy loved making Mr. Post mad. “WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?!” Mr. Post looked at Fluffy. Fluffy knew he was in trouble, big time. “You, you will be my parrot. Yes, yes! A parrot!” Fluffy rolled his eyes. “And HOW are you going to manage that?” Mr. Post cackled like a crow. He did this for so long. Fluffy started to get nervous. “W-What’s so Funny?” Fluffy cowered. Fluffy woke up, and he was laying straight out on this metal platform. A large machine with a long protruding ray pointed toward him. “I hope that’s a scratching post!” Fluffy groaned. Mr. Post’s hair was spiked up and all over the place. He had neon green goggles on and a lab coat, stained with green goo. “I hope that’s your Halloween costume!” Fluffy moaned. “All this hoping isn’t going to get you anywhere,” Mr. Post deviously smiled. “NO! I WANNA BE A CAT! THE ANCIENT ROMANS ATE PARROTS!” Mr. Post rolled his eyes. “I’m a social studies teacher, for one thing. I’m paid to be aware of these things.” He paced back and forth while he said this. “I guess it will be unnecessary to call you ‘Fluffy’. We’ll call you…. SALTINE! Ha!” Mr. Post did this weird victory dance that was probably from the 1600’s. He went over to the machine. “I haven’t tested this out yet,” He said. “Uhhh… then how do you know it’ll make me a parrot?” Fluffy asked. “Oh, if it doesn’t turn you into a parrot, it’ll morph your genetics and might end up turning you into some type of mangled blob,” Mr. Post stroked his machine. Mr. Post pressed a button, and the end of a large limb pointing toward Fluffy started glowing. “I HOPE THAT’S LED LIGHTS!” Fluffy screamed. A large beam shot toward Fluffy and Fluffy started glowing brightly. “HA HA HA!! HA HA HA HA!” Mr. Post laughed until he ran out of breath. The machine started making noises. “ AAAAAAH! 你好,你好吗! “Sorry he speaks Chinese,” said Mr. Post. “Oh, 很好,你呢?” said Fluffy. “Wow where did you learn that?” said Mr. Post. “I don’t know, but I’m starting to feel a little queasy,” Fluffy groaned. Then something REALLY WEIRD HAPPENED. “SQUACK!” Mr. Post had a devilish grin. Fluffy was terrified. “Are you hungry?” Mr. Post grinned. “I mean, I could go for a cracker right now, *GASP*!” Fluffy couldn’t believe what he was saying. “AAAAAUGH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?” Mr. Post smiled. “Saltine, we’re going to sail the seven seas!” “Yey,” Fluffy said. He really didn't but he was going along with it. He had a plan. “AAAAAAAAAR!” Mr. Post said as they sailed the seven seas. “I’m starting to get seasick, ARRRR BLARGH!!” Mr. Post said as he puked for the next five minutes. “What are you doing?! NO! You’re going to make me throw up too you diseased worm!” Saltine spat. He was still mad at Mr. Post for turning him into a parrot. He had a plan though. He was going to throw Mr. Post overboard when he least expected it. Then he would get the invention and turn back into a cat. He flew up to the sail and perched there. He would act tonight. While Mr. Post was roaming the deck Fluffy flew and knocked him off. “AHHHHRRR, this is not building character,” Mr. Post yelled as he fell into the dark water.
Fluffy flew around Mr. Post's room and found a cat changing machine. “Wow. Very convenient,” Fluffy said and turned himself back into a cat. “Feels good to be a cat again,” Fluffy said happily. He then got in a lifeboat and sailed away. When he spotted land he found a lone house near the shore. He got off the boat and went in. What he saw scared him. It was a great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma’s birthday. She was turning 3,000 years old. She looked like a pile of dust (and she was.) all the other people were at least over 500 years old. One of the old people looked over. She came closer and closer until she was standing one foot away from Fluffy. She looked down at Fluffy. Then opened her mouth and… yawned. They are blind, Fluffy thought. “Hey, grandma’s!” Fluffy laughed. Red orbs appear greeted where the grandma’s eyes should have been. “I am the grandma robot,” They said in a robot voice. “We are not cat ladies,” They all said in sync. “Oh good,” Fluffy said. “Well, it's time for me to go,” he said heading towards the door. Then one of the grandmas ran to the door and said “I never said you could leave, little boy.” all the grandmas circled around and pinched and pulled until his fur was red like his skin. “Oww!” “So, where’s the cake?" Fluffy asked. Just then the great great great great 10x great grandma said “Back in my day we ate rocks!” She started eating rocks and breaking the teeth she had left. Then all the other grandma started “eating.” They were not really eating though they were gumming it. Fluffy took this opportunity and ran. He got in the boat and paddled mock 7 to the Pacific ocean. He was near land and saw some people standing while their ship sank. Fluffy knew they were stuck here. He went up and said “Hey I see your ships sinking, do you want to join me and be the most feared pirates to ever sail the seven seas?” They looked confused, but the one came out of the crowd and said “ARRR, we will.” “Where are we going captain?” asked one of the crewmates. Fluffy looked at the crewmate and sighed. “I have no idea,” He said plainly. One of the crew members, whose name was Silver-tongue, looked at the two in confusion. “What are pirates that just float around in the ocean? What are we, mermaids?”
“I agree,” Another crewmate remarked, whose name happened to be Teddy. Teddy was 10 foot 2 and weighed 520 pounds of pure muscle. “If we’re pirates, shouldn’t we be looking for treasure?” His eyes were drowsy due to the fact that the crew hadn’t slept in days. Rats had infested the boat and the crew didn’t dare sleep on the grounds where the rats could nibble on their ears. The rats would soon eat the ship too. They had already eaten Dave. Fluffy heard the screams of Mr. Beard in the next room having his leg amputated. “AAAAUGH!” That was the last time Fluffy or the crew heard Mr. Beard. Until he came back from Mexico. He was sent to Mexico to get avocados. They needed them for their special soup. The crew was starved and needed a good soup. Fluffy and the crew waited patiently, eating their stale bread and toenails. (They had to work with what they had.) They feasted on their toenails and on stale bread until… Mr. Beard arrived. He had hundreds of Avocados from Mexico. “Tonight lads, WE FEAST!” Fluffy said with joy. All of the crew screamed for joy. All the cooks got busy and started making the soup. The next morning, Fluffy felt dazed from all the soup. He suddenly remembered Mr. Post. “Lads, we need to north-east to find Mr. Post,” Fluffy said to his crew. No one said anything because they were all dazed to. They sailed toward Mr. Post. Fluffy put a tracker on his ship. When they got to Mr. Post he was just sitting there staring at a wall. Fluffy looked closer and his whole crew was staring at something. “How about you go first Teddy,” Fluffy said fearfully. When Teddy went in there he screamed. A T.V was playing Teletubbies. Fluffy sliced the T.V in half with his sword. “Wha…,” Mr. Post said. “You were watching Teletubbies,” Fluffy said. “Now come home Mr. Post and feed ME,” Fluffy said angrily. He had not been fed for a few days. “Ok, I'll come home to feed you,” Mr. Post said. They went home and Fluffy got fed. I walk down the halls. Everyone is backing away, afraid. I get to my ship. I am going to the Death Star. “Soon, We will bring order to the galaxy,” I say to the emperor. “Yes, but we must first stop the Alliance.” When I got to the Death Star I Looked around it wasn't finished but it was good enough to fire the lazer. I walked around looking at Storm Troopers. We had many good soldiers. An alert went off. The rebels were coming. I felt anger build up. I had to do something. So, I got into a tie-fighter and flew off. I chased the rebels until they were riding near the death Star. The other fighters were hitting things and blowing up. It was only me. I went in and shot. I missed. I was shot on the wing and when flying. I shot off into space. My son Luke had done this.
I watched as the Death Star Exploded. All the work, possibly now my life was gone. I knew the Emperor would be mad. When I got back (if i did) I would not be too welcomed. I floated through space for what might have been a day when two ships came and towed me back. I was right, the Emperor was mad. I thought he would get rid of me but he didn't. I felt very angry after and slashed a few things with my lightsaber to cool off. I went to my meditation center to breathe without the heavy mask. I sat there for a while in peace. When I got out I came to the conclusion to find Luke and end him. I went to a planet to make a couple people bow down to me and said “Yo dudes, the empire is pretty chill, maybe you could join it or something?” Some laughed and I showed them. I choked them so hard their heads exploded. The other people said "okay.." in fear. When I flew in my really cool ship to test it I heard that a new Death Star was being built. "Cool", I thought. When I went to see the emperor I saw obe-1. I fought him and left when I saw Luke. When I trapped him I said... (See The Empire is pretty chill Video) I was sad that Luke jumped but, I guess that he was dead so we could party! I sat and contemplated life for a while. This is what i looked like After I stopped contemplating life. I partied like there was no tomorrow. This is a rad picture taken during the party.. We parted until an alarm went off saying the Death Star was getting attacked. I flew over and chilled with the emperor. Luke got there and we fought a little. (don't know how he lived) after we fought the emperor had to show off his electric fingers. While the emperor was showing off and tourghing Luke I realized something. I had enough of the emperor showing off. So I threw him off the railings like this … (see the Darth Vader Kills the Empire Video). I watched the emperor fall to his death. I felt bad too. I knew I was dying so I wanted to get back at Luke for living so I showed my hideous face to him then died. Finally after three weeks of state testing were finally over! Good luck to everyone taking a math keystone! Summer's almost here!!
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Q: What holds the sun up to the sky? A: Sunbeams! Crd: Ducksters The Twilight Saga
By: Terin Boschert Summary: Human, Bella, and vampire, Edward, meet at high school. After a journey of events they fall in a deep love that could never be broken. Edward soon realized that their story was way too dangerous and risky for Bella as a human. He soon left and Bella found an old friend, Jacob, also known as a werewolf, and fell in love with him, too. Who will she choose? Review: I love this book! It is very interesting, but also action-packed at the same time. Meyer does a very good job at using the right words at the right time which makes it very understandable. Over-all, these six books are the best I have ever read! I hope you love them just as much I do! The National Honor Society would like to congratulate Mr. Robert Mosier on being the Kane Area School District Teacher of the Month for April! Mr. Mosier is an outstanding educator. He is dedicated, selfless, patient, caring, and goes above and beyond for his students. Congratulations Mr. Mosier! 🙂
Continued from Jerry the Alien
Hello. This is log #1 of this “Earth” planet. I decided that I would make a base or somewhere to live on this planet. Attempt 1 I will try the first biome. This area seems to have so many humans! There are huge buildings everywhere. I scanned the area for any flat land. I started to head towards this area called a “park.” It seems that there are so many land rovers! The humans are distracted by these miniature computers that they tap on. Oh! One just hit a pole while tapping the computer! Now just to cross this strange road that goes everywhere. Wait. what's that noise? BEEP! Bang! Ouch! A land vehicle just hit me. Oww, my Shlorgan. The pain! I’m out of here! Attempt 2 I got my teleporter before some human that hits poles while tapping little computers sees me. I went to some strange forest. Tree things were everywhere. Then I see it. A nice little cave. I didn't know this planet had caves. This is the perfect place to build my base! The Fight I went into the cave. My flashlight hasn't worked since I woke up on the planet. I built a few work lights, and then I was a creature. It was brown and had claws and black eyes. It was big. I turned on my analysis visor. It didn't work. I forgot that it’s broken now and I look stupid. The creature growled at me. It leaped at me and knocked me down. My head hit the rocks sticking out of the ground. It really hurt. I felt a bit of rage. Now, I’m not the kind of guy who gets angry and crazy, but I did something I shouldn't have. I said this to the creature, “STAY BACK!” the creature got startled. It attacked, and we kind of had a big fight. “STOP OR I WILL OBLITERATE YOU!” the creature didn't seem to know what I said. I well, got mad and did something. I pulled out my 993 Wavechanger, shot, and killed the poor creature. Construction I dug a big hole in the cave. I put a door in disguise as a rock. I started to put my working technology in the cave, and then hooked up my power source. The base is fully functional now. The coordinates on the base is 123blahblahblah. END OF LOG 1 |
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