“AAAAAAAAAR!” Mr. Post said as they sailed the seven seas. “I’m starting to get seasick, ARRRR BLARGH!!” Mr. Post said as he puked for the next five minutes. “What are you doing?! NO! You’re going to make me throw up too you diseased worm!” Saltine spat. He was still mad at Mr. Post for turning him into a parrot. He had a plan though. He was going to throw Mr. Post overboard when he least expected it. Then he would get the invention and turn back into a cat. He flew up to the sail and perched there. He would act tonight. While Mr. Post was roaming the deck Fluffy flew and knocked him off. “AHHHHRRR, this is not building character,” Mr. Post yelled as he fell into the dark water.
Fluffy flew around Mr. Post's room and found a cat changing machine. “Wow. Very convenient,” Fluffy said and turned himself back into a cat. “Feels good to be a cat again,” Fluffy said happily. He then got in a lifeboat and sailed away. When he spotted land he found a lone house near the shore. He got off the boat and went in. What he saw scared him. It was a great great great great great great great great great great great great grandma’s birthday. She was turning 3,000 years old. She looked like a pile of dust (and she was.) all the other people were at least over 500 years old. One of the old people looked over. She came closer and closer until she was standing one foot away from Fluffy. She looked down at Fluffy. Then opened her mouth and… yawned. They are blind, Fluffy thought. “Hey, grandma’s!” Fluffy laughed. Red orbs appear greeted where the grandma’s eyes should have been. “I am the grandma robot,” They said in a robot voice. “We are not cat ladies,” They all said in sync. “Oh good,” Fluffy said. “Well, it's time for me to go,” he said heading towards the door. Then one of the grandmas ran to the door and said “I never said you could leave, little boy.” all the grandmas circled around and pinched and pulled until his fur was red like his skin. “Oww!” “So, where’s the cake?" Fluffy asked. Just then the great great great great 10x great grandma said “Back in my day we ate rocks!” She started eating rocks and breaking the teeth she had left. Then all the other grandma started “eating.” They were not really eating though they were gumming it. Fluffy took this opportunity and ran. He got in the boat and paddled mock 7 to the Pacific ocean. He was near land and saw some people standing while their ship sank. Fluffy knew they were stuck here. He went up and said “Hey I see your ships sinking, do you want to join me and be the most feared pirates to ever sail the seven seas?” They looked confused, but the one came out of the crowd and said “ARRR, we will.” Comments are closed.
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