“Where are we going captain?” asked one of the crewmates. Fluffy looked at the crewmate and sighed. “I have no idea,” He said plainly. One of the crew members, whose name was Silver-tongue, looked at the two in confusion. “What are pirates that just float around in the ocean? What are we, mermaids?”
“I agree,” Another crewmate remarked, whose name happened to be Teddy. Teddy was 10 foot 2 and weighed 520 pounds of pure muscle. “If we’re pirates, shouldn’t we be looking for treasure?” His eyes were drowsy due to the fact that the crew hadn’t slept in days. Rats had infested the boat and the crew didn’t dare sleep on the grounds where the rats could nibble on their ears. The rats would soon eat the ship too. They had already eaten Dave. Fluffy heard the screams of Mr. Beard in the next room having his leg amputated. “AAAAUGH!” That was the last time Fluffy or the crew heard Mr. Beard. Until he came back from Mexico. He was sent to Mexico to get avocados. They needed them for their special soup. The crew was starved and needed a good soup. Fluffy and the crew waited patiently, eating their stale bread and toenails. (They had to work with what they had.) They feasted on their toenails and on stale bread until… Mr. Beard arrived. He had hundreds of Avocados from Mexico. “Tonight lads, WE FEAST!” Fluffy said with joy. All of the crew screamed for joy. All the cooks got busy and started making the soup. The next morning, Fluffy felt dazed from all the soup. He suddenly remembered Mr. Post. “Lads, we need to north-east to find Mr. Post,” Fluffy said to his crew. No one said anything because they were all dazed to. They sailed toward Mr. Post. Fluffy put a tracker on his ship. When they got to Mr. Post he was just sitting there staring at a wall. Fluffy looked closer and his whole crew was staring at something. “How about you go first Teddy,” Fluffy said fearfully. When Teddy went in there he screamed. A T.V was playing Teletubbies. Fluffy sliced the T.V in half with his sword. “Wha…,” Mr. Post said. “You were watching Teletubbies,” Fluffy said. “Now come home Mr. Post and feed ME,” Fluffy said angrily. He had not been fed for a few days. “Ok, I'll come home to feed you,” Mr. Post said. They went home and Fluffy got fed. Comments are closed.
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