By Nathan McCormack
There once were some Aliens floating around in space. They flew past a planet called Earth. They wanted to prank them by flying by them, thinking they didn't know how to fly. The humans didn't even notice them. They just went on with their day. They gathered intel on the humans and stuyed them for ten days straight without sleeping. “ Apparently, they have seen us and they have had a base watching us for years, and there are people with Cheese hats that think were real.” They looked in a telescope and saw a guy staring at them with just his eye. “Ahhh, is he ok”? They flew to the other side of the world to get away from the guy. When they looked down the guy was still staring at them. “Ok that's enough, disintegrate him.” Then a laser was shot down and only the eye was left. “Ok…now that that's over let's get busy!” The Aliens started flying toward earth. “Lets fly 2000 feet above the ground.” They flew down and they hit a giant bird. “Dkendjn strike” (that's what they call birds in their language) They had giant windshield wipers and wiped the bird off. They looked around at the humans but nobody noticed them. “THIS IS STUPID!” Then he smashed the telescope against the floor in frustration. “I think Fred is mad,” said Gerry. “No duh,” Gerry said. They flew back to space and decided it was time… TO PARTY! They partied until they were purple. When they snapped out of their party state they decided it was time to go down. They flew to earth and landed. When they landed a kid Walked up to them and kicked Gerry “OW, you stupid human!” The kid ran away and told his dad. The dad was as big as all the Aliens combined. “You messing with my kid, Aliens?” “Yes,” Gerry said. “Ok,” said the dad and smashed him into the ground. “O-w-w” Then Fred pressed a button that disintegrated the dad. Then all these helicopters flew down and picked up their ship. “HEY, HEY THAT'S MINE,” said Fred but, then they were all shot in the neck with a sleeping dart. They woke up in a giant building with people like the guy with the strange eye that was staring at them in the desert. Comments are closed.
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