Continued from Jerry the Alien
Hello. This is log #1 of this “Earth” planet. I decided that I would make a base or somewhere to live on this planet. Attempt 1 I will try the first biome. This area seems to have so many humans! There are huge buildings everywhere. I scanned the area for any flat land. I started to head towards this area called a “park.” It seems that there are so many land rovers! The humans are distracted by these miniature computers that they tap on. Oh! One just hit a pole while tapping the computer! Now just to cross this strange road that goes everywhere. Wait. what's that noise? BEEP! Bang! Ouch! A land vehicle just hit me. Oww, my Shlorgan. The pain! I’m out of here! Attempt 2 I got my teleporter before some human that hits poles while tapping little computers sees me. I went to some strange forest. Tree things were everywhere. Then I see it. A nice little cave. I didn't know this planet had caves. This is the perfect place to build my base! The Fight I went into the cave. My flashlight hasn't worked since I woke up on the planet. I built a few work lights, and then I was a creature. It was brown and had claws and black eyes. It was big. I turned on my analysis visor. It didn't work. I forgot that it’s broken now and I look stupid. The creature growled at me. It leaped at me and knocked me down. My head hit the rocks sticking out of the ground. It really hurt. I felt a bit of rage. Now, I’m not the kind of guy who gets angry and crazy, but I did something I shouldn't have. I said this to the creature, “STAY BACK!” the creature got startled. It attacked, and we kind of had a big fight. “STOP OR I WILL OBLITERATE YOU!” the creature didn't seem to know what I said. I well, got mad and did something. I pulled out my 993 Wavechanger, shot, and killed the poor creature. Construction I dug a big hole in the cave. I put a door in disguise as a rock. I started to put my working technology in the cave, and then hooked up my power source. The base is fully functional now. The coordinates on the base is 123blahblahblah. END OF LOG 1 By Nate McCormack and Rylee Oakes
Sargon was living like a king. His owner, Mr. Post spoiled him a lot. They went on walks every day until one day Mr. Post brought back a little fluff ball. “I found this near an intergalactic portal, do you want to see it?” “Sure,” barked Sargon. He thought it was a treat. When Mr. Post put the fluff-ball down, Sargon was about to eat it when Mr. Post grabbed the hairball. The hair ball thing was curled up in a ball. Sargon was really tempted to put it in his mouth. He resisted the urge and pawed at it. “Ball.” He said. He threw it to Mr. Post. It slapped Mr. Post’s face and the thing grabbed him and dug his claws into his one eye. “AAAAAHHH!”Then Mr. Post turned into a pirate. “I mean, ARRRR! I am now a pirate, I will sail the seven seas!” He shook the things hand. “Thank you for helping me find my destiny.” He walked into a portal and disappeared. Sargon didn’t seem to notice and looked at the new cat. “What are you? A chewy toy?” The thing rolled its eyes. “I’m an intergalactic ancient cave cat that plans to obliterate you and your planet as we know it. Any more questions?” Sargon was confused. “I’m a cat, Einstein.” The “cat” concluded. “OH….” Sargon said. “What’s a ‘cat’?” the “cat” walked away and took a nap. Just then a portal ripped open. A very beat up Mr. Post came tumbling out of there, swatting at hooks that came out from the portal. “GO AWAY! WAAAAAAA!” Mr.Post Had lots of feathers on his shirt. “What happened to you?!” asked Sargon. “I got in a fight with a seagull and he won, that's when I realized my destiny wasn't to be a pirate, I was meant to be a guy who owns a cat and a dog!” “Yeah,” said Sargon. “Did you name the cat yet?” asked Mr. Post. “No,” barked Sargon. “Well then let's name it,” Exclaimed Mr.Post. “Well he's very Fluffy, so let's name him Fluffy!” Barked Sargon. "Yes that's Perfect,” Mr. Post said. “Do you like...Fluffy?” Mr. Post said to the cat. “Yes,” said Fluffy. “Well, then. Merry Jingly-mas I guess.” Mr. Post got up. “I’m gonna go make dinner.” Fluffy was sleeping on top of Sargon, since he made a good pillow. They then heard some screaming coming from the kitchen. They both got up and went in to see what was wrong. Mr. Post was singing some weird song. “A pirate’s life for me! Even if the parrot dunked me in the SEAAA!” Mr. Post yelled. A big pink tentacle came out of the pan and wrapped itself around Mr. Post head. It thrusted his head toward the pan and Mr. Post’s head banged off the hot pan. “OOOOOWWWYY!” Mr. Post screamed. He gave the tentacle an orange and the tentacle devoured Mr. Post. “DJSAKL:SLDK” The squid screamed. The orange ran away. “FREEDOM! SEE YA!” The orange was eaten by Fluffy. “I’m on a fruit diet.” He said. Sargon ate the pan. “I’m on a…..OOOW MY MOUTH IS BURNING WITH POWER!” Then he rose to the ceiling and turned into a portal. It turns out the pan was a portal. “I always liked an adventure!” Fluffy dived into the portal. Then Sargon woke up. It was all a dream. Except for the part about Fluffy coming here. Sargon ventured to the living room. Everyone heard a knock on the door. “That must be my guest I invited,” Mr. Post said. Shrek walked into the house. Then he slapped Sargon with a half eaten sloppy joe. “Ow you jerk,” barked Sargon. “Eh whatever,” Shrek said. Then Shrek rocked away and threw the half eaten sloppy Joe and hit Sargon on his head. “OW! YOU JERK!” “EH, WHATEVER!” Then he was out of sight. “Uhhhh… what just happened?” “Not important,” Said Mr. Post. “Let’s get eating those squid fries I made.” Sargon ran to a garbage can because he felt a hurl coming on. “Wait for me!” Fluffy remarked. The two woke up the next morning hungry. So yeah, Merry Jingly-mas, I guess. Friends’ Memorial Library Poetry Contest
Ages 10-18 Theme: Reading Colors Your World Due July 9th Handout outside of the MS library Friends’ Memorial Library Poster Contest Ages 10-18 Theme: Reading Colors Your World Due June 1st Handout outside of the MS library Friends’ Memorial Library Summer Reading Program Registration Forms Available outside the of the MS library Please turn in to the office or the public library ASAP I'm Tired
How come when I'm asked what's wrong I can only answer one way I'm tired How come the only thing my brain can come up with is I'm tired Not that I'm depressed and cant get out of bed in the morning Not I hate myself so much I don't want to live anymore Not how my whole family hates me and I can't do anything right Why can it only come up with I'm tired It's not a lie I am tired But not because I didn't get enough sleep But tired of living Tired of just sitting here day after day Waiting for a purpose Waiting for someone to want me Waiting for me to think I'm enough Enough to be worthy to live in this corrupted society This society that doesn't even accept me The acceptance that I seek Time that's what I need I need time to find another phrase Another phrase besides I'm tired By Allehnah McGuire Q: Why did the chicken cross the rode? A: Because the chicken behind him didn't know how to socially distance properly! Submitted by Terin B Crd: Ducksters The MS ended their month-long celebration of National Poetry Month with a poetry contest. There were 5 different categories for the contest: Concrete Poetry, Acrostic Poetry, Spine Poetry, Sonnets, and Speak Out Loud (recorded). We had over twenty-five poetry submissions and five students that were recognized and honored for their poems. Congratulations! April's Poetry Contest Winners: Pictured from L-R 1st- Addy Zampogna, "People" 2nd - Trista Cornelius, "Poet" (not pictured) 3rd - Allenah McGuire, "Tears I Feel" and Madison Meyers, "Rain" Honorable Mention - "Mackenzie Ginkel, "Family" and Sofia Bailey, "Friends" Congratulations! Josh Morgan worked diligently and didn't stop until 10:10. He wrote his essay on scrap paper and then rewrote it in the booklet! All students, who put forth full effort on Wednesday's PSSA test, had their names placed for a drawing of the second prize. There are still 3 days left of prizes! Keep up the great effort KMS students! Photo and caption submitted by J. Feikls
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