By Nate McCormack and Rylee Oakes
Sargon was living like a king. His owner, Mr. Post spoiled him a lot. They went on walks every day until one day Mr. Post brought back a little fluff ball. “I found this near an intergalactic portal, do you want to see it?” “Sure,” barked Sargon. He thought it was a treat. When Mr. Post put the fluff-ball down, Sargon was about to eat it when Mr. Post grabbed the hairball. The hair ball thing was curled up in a ball. Sargon was really tempted to put it in his mouth. He resisted the urge and pawed at it. “Ball.” He said. He threw it to Mr. Post. It slapped Mr. Post’s face and the thing grabbed him and dug his claws into his one eye. “AAAAAHHH!”Then Mr. Post turned into a pirate. “I mean, ARRRR! I am now a pirate, I will sail the seven seas!” He shook the things hand. “Thank you for helping me find my destiny.” He walked into a portal and disappeared. Sargon didn’t seem to notice and looked at the new cat. “What are you? A chewy toy?” The thing rolled its eyes. “I’m an intergalactic ancient cave cat that plans to obliterate you and your planet as we know it. Any more questions?” Sargon was confused. “I’m a cat, Einstein.” The “cat” concluded. “OH….” Sargon said. “What’s a ‘cat’?” the “cat” walked away and took a nap. Just then a portal ripped open. A very beat up Mr. Post came tumbling out of there, swatting at hooks that came out from the portal. “GO AWAY! WAAAAAAA!” Mr.Post Had lots of feathers on his shirt. “What happened to you?!” asked Sargon. “I got in a fight with a seagull and he won, that's when I realized my destiny wasn't to be a pirate, I was meant to be a guy who owns a cat and a dog!” “Yeah,” said Sargon. “Did you name the cat yet?” asked Mr. Post. “No,” barked Sargon. “Well then let's name it,” Exclaimed Mr.Post. “Well he's very Fluffy, so let's name him Fluffy!” Barked Sargon. "Yes that's Perfect,” Mr. Post said. “Do you like...Fluffy?” Mr. Post said to the cat. “Yes,” said Fluffy. “Well, then. Merry Jingly-mas I guess.” Mr. Post got up. “I’m gonna go make dinner.” Fluffy was sleeping on top of Sargon, since he made a good pillow. They then heard some screaming coming from the kitchen. They both got up and went in to see what was wrong. Mr. Post was singing some weird song. “A pirate’s life for me! Even if the parrot dunked me in the SEAAA!” Mr. Post yelled. A big pink tentacle came out of the pan and wrapped itself around Mr. Post head. It thrusted his head toward the pan and Mr. Post’s head banged off the hot pan. “OOOOOWWWYY!” Mr. Post screamed. He gave the tentacle an orange and the tentacle devoured Mr. Post. “DJSAKL:SLDK” The squid screamed. The orange ran away. “FREEDOM! SEE YA!” The orange was eaten by Fluffy. “I’m on a fruit diet.” He said. Sargon ate the pan. “I’m on a…..OOOW MY MOUTH IS BURNING WITH POWER!” Then he rose to the ceiling and turned into a portal. It turns out the pan was a portal. “I always liked an adventure!” Fluffy dived into the portal. Then Sargon woke up. It was all a dream. Except for the part about Fluffy coming here. Sargon ventured to the living room. Everyone heard a knock on the door. “That must be my guest I invited,” Mr. Post said. Shrek walked into the house. Then he slapped Sargon with a half eaten sloppy joe. “Ow you jerk,” barked Sargon. “Eh whatever,” Shrek said. Then Shrek rocked away and threw the half eaten sloppy Joe and hit Sargon on his head. “OW! YOU JERK!” “EH, WHATEVER!” Then he was out of sight. “Uhhhh… what just happened?” “Not important,” Said Mr. Post. “Let’s get eating those squid fries I made.” Sargon ran to a garbage can because he felt a hurl coming on. “Wait for me!” Fluffy remarked. The two woke up the next morning hungry. So yeah, Merry Jingly-mas, I guess. Comments are closed.
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